I really want to start a garden. It's nothing something new; it's always been on my mind. Though I have one eensy-weensy little phobia stopping me: 8 legged creatures from the Nightmare Abyss. If I see a spider in the room, it only takes about 1.8 seconds before I am no longer in the same zip code.
Maia proudly told me she killed a moth today. To which I replied, "That’s great! Now you can kill all the spiders for mommy."
Bragging now, she said, " I killed a bug yesterday with my finger." I gagged. She laughed.
After our conversation it hit me: now that I have my mini bug hit man—woman—what's stopping me? I could find something to bribe her with, and then unleash her to annihilate every creepy-crawly in the neighborhood! Hahahaha! All this power could go to my head. :)
In addition to being mother, teacher and homemaker, I am also the Kemaily owner, manager, designer, customer service rep, seamstress, photographer, and all-purpose worker of any other magic that needs to happen to keep the company running smoothly. Our life is crazy and hectic but we wouldn't have it any other way.
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